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"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"
-Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via fashionfeast)

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

meladoodle:

everytime the phone rings my granddad says ‘answer the phone’ pretty much immediately. like after just one or two rings. thanks gramps, for your wisdom on proper phone procedure. what would we do without you

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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